Well, of course it's my fault. It says so right here in my contract.
"Codiac is to be held solely responsible for any and all situations, acts, and outcomes that may be disturbing, distasteful, or downright demented, with the sole exception being gun control legislation."
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"Codiac is to be held solely responsible for any and all situations, acts, and outcomes that may be disturbing, distasteful, or downright demented, with the sole exception being gun control legislation."
See?